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31
Jul
2014

Imagine this:
Wendy Darling becomes a pilot as soon as she comes of age,
because she was always going to find a way to fly,
and night after night sitting by the windowsill never got her anywhere
other than the ground.
When told of her curse, Sleeping Beauty goes in search of a spindle.

Imagine this:
Instead of mounting the land with her feet full of needles, Ariel watches as her lover slides into the ocean with his legs blurring into scales.
One night, Belle finds herself growing a set of fangs and a coat of shaggy fur to match her Beast’s, and finds that she prefers jagged claws to blunt fingernails.

Imagine this:
Susan Pevensie is not shunted from her kingdom
because she learned to use the only weapons she had at hand,
forfeiting her bow and arrow for red-lined lips and slick nylons.
After her feathers bloom like they do every night, Odette goes to find the sorcerer
and plunges her beak into each of his eyes.

Imagine this:
True love’s kiss is sitting quietly in the middle of their priorities.
If they find themselves locked in a castle, they break down the walls.
Give me princesses in tattered chainmail or ripped dresses
or both
or neither.
Give me princesses who ride around, slaying dragons
or mounting them and claiming the sky.

Imagine this:
When they are placed up in a tower and told to wait for their hero,
our princesses take their fate by the guts
slide their thighs around the neck of their thrashing dragon
and take to the stars.

 - 'Reinventing Rescuing, ii,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)
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29
Jul
2014

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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28
Jul
2014

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect—you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.

 - Bob Marley (via kushandwizdom)
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27
Jul
2014

I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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10
Jun
2014
Anonymous ASKED: I hope your tumblr-free summer is good

Thanks Anon. I’ll be back in the fall.

Posted 1 month ago
09
Jun
2014

Heads up

In light of that fact that it is now summer time, and I have a lot of free time, I have decided to take a hiatus from tumblr for the summer. I have decided that I need to go out and explore, and be productive. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up, so no one thinks I’ve died. I have not set up a queue, but I will be online for the next 30ish minutes before I bow out for the next few months, if anyone has anything they want to say to me, I recommend you do it now.

Posted 1 month agoFiled Under: #Lauren talks #going on hiatus effective tomorrow
09
Jun
2014
Superpower: Accelerated healing and cool claws
Superhero team: The Avengers
Supervillain: Ultron
Partner: Falcon
Lover: Maria Hill
Side occupation:  Photographer
Favourite weapon: Shield
Base of operations: New York City
Transport: Flying
Posted 1 month ago31,988 notesVIA / SOURCE
09
Jun
2014
owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.
THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.
ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME. 
ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.

owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.

THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.

ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME.

ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.
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09
Jun
2014

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Robbie is totally the voice of a generation

Posted 1 month ago269 notesVIA
09
Jun
2014

drythroats:

This is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.

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09
Jun
2014

grimpossum:

aplacethatdoesntknowmyname:

Captain Narcolepsy on a quest for some ‘snooze time’

Filed under: Actors who are secretly their characters

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09
Jun
2014
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

HUMAN
HUMAN
SHAKE MY PAW TOO HELLO HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR LOVE AS WELL PLEASE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

HUMAN

HUMAN

SHAKE MY PAW TOO HELLO HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR LOVE AS WELL PLEASE

Posted 1 month ago12,305 notesVIA / SOURCE
09
Jun
2014
nuclearpiss:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

a few years ago my grandparents had a crow die in their yard. like 2 seconds after it fell from the power lines (it was electrocuted) dozens and dozens of crows flew over, surrounding it as if they were mourning its death. crows are fucking awesome.

nuclearpiss:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

a few years ago my grandparents had a crow die in their yard. like 2 seconds after it fell from the power lines (it was electrocuted) dozens and dozens of crows flew over, surrounding it as if they were mourning its death. crows are fucking awesome.

Posted 1 month ago288,661 notesVIA / SOURCE
09
Jun
2014

themysteryofgravityfalls:

If anyone ever questions the value of watching cartoons, tell them they are educational! I mean seriously, if it wasn’t for Gravity Falls, would you ever have known about America’s Silliest President? I don’t think so!

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09
Jun
2014

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

Posted 1 month ago592,534 notesVIA / SOURCE