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2014
Anonymous ASKED: I hope your tumblr-free summer is good

Thanks Anon. I’ll be back in the fall.

Posted 1 month ago
09
Jun
2014

Heads up

In light of that fact that it is now summer time, and I have a lot of free time, I have decided to take a hiatus from tumblr for the summer. I have decided that I need to go out and explore, and be productive. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up, so no one thinks I’ve died. I have not set up a queue, but I will be online for the next 30ish minutes before I bow out for the next few months, if anyone has anything they want to say to me, I recommend you do it now.

Posted 1 month agoFiled Under: #Lauren talks #going on hiatus effective tomorrow
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Jun
2014
Superpower: Accelerated healing and cool claws
Superhero team: The Avengers
Supervillain: Ultron
Partner: Falcon
Lover: Maria Hill
Side occupation:  Photographer
Favourite weapon: Shield
Base of operations: New York City
Transport: Flying
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Jun
2014
owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.
THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.
ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME. 
ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.

owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.

THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.

ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME.

ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.
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Jun
2014

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Robbie is totally the voice of a generation

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Jun
2014

drythroats:

This is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.

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2014

grimpossum:

aplacethatdoesntknowmyname:

Captain Narcolepsy on a quest for some ‘snooze time’

Filed under: Actors who are secretly their characters

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Jun
2014
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

HUMAN
HUMAN
SHAKE MY PAW TOO HELLO HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR LOVE AS WELL PLEASE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

HUMAN

HUMAN

SHAKE MY PAW TOO HELLO HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR LOVE AS WELL PLEASE

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Jun
2014
nuclearpiss:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

a few years ago my grandparents had a crow die in their yard. like 2 seconds after it fell from the power lines (it was electrocuted) dozens and dozens of crows flew over, surrounding it as if they were mourning its death. crows are fucking awesome.

nuclearpiss:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

a few years ago my grandparents had a crow die in their yard. like 2 seconds after it fell from the power lines (it was electrocuted) dozens and dozens of crows flew over, surrounding it as if they were mourning its death. crows are fucking awesome.

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Jun
2014

themysteryofgravityfalls:

If anyone ever questions the value of watching cartoons, tell them they are educational! I mean seriously, if it wasn’t for Gravity Falls, would you ever have known about America’s Silliest President? I don’t think so!

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Jun
2014

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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2014
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2014
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2014
merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

Posted 1 month ago436,457 notesVIA
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Jun
2014

pizza:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

thrown-out-pizza:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

i just microwaved a pizza and realized my mother left money for me to order one so i threw away the one i made im a terrible person i cant live with myself

i trusted you

oh my god

i’m the one he ordered, he loves me more than you

Posted 1 month ago82,718 notesVIA